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A Witwicky Fresh Start

After his name was wiped from the memory of everyone he loved, Peter Parker shelved his Spider-Man activities. Recent events still fresh in his mind, he along with his cybertronian guardian pack up what little items he has and move to a small town in Pennsylvania named Witwicky. Talking up a job in the local ranger office as a desk clerk, he meets his new boss Dorothy Malto who just so happens to be his new neighbor.

Slowly, things seem to be almost normal again, and Peter finally takes a breath of fresh air. It feels like he can breath freely again without the world trying to stab him in the back. Unfortunately, the world has a new set of cards to play as one day he shows up to work only to meet with a G.H.O.S.T. agent.

While not hearing much of the conversation between Dorothy and the G.H.O.S.T. agent, Peter can tell something’s up. Between the hushed secrecy of the conversation and Dorothy’s sudden shift in mood, it doesn’t take long to realize his boss is working closely with G.H.O.S.T.

Still not over the past and G.H.O.S.T. around every corner, Peter steps up his game, becoming cautious, desperate to keep the only friend and family he has left. He’s determined not to fail again. He can’t lose anyone else, not again.

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Meanwhile, Dorothy gets a new desk clerk who she couldn’t be more curious about. Peter Parker was a young man no older than 18 and a mystery to her. She can’t find anything about him previously, but all his credentials are there.

Getting information out of him is like a puzzle. She has a few pieces but no where near enough to complete the picture. Peter is a hard worker and a genuinely nice kid. Dot knows there isn’t a strong reason for her to investigate him further than what he’s shared but there’s something about him that makes her curious. Maybe it was the fact that he doesn’t have any parents, maybe it’s because he’s so young, or maybe it’s the fact that he reminds her of her own children…

Whatever it is, she feels the need to find out this kid’s mysteries and help him whatever way she can.

Her curiosity only deepens after Peter walks in on a meeting with a G.H.O.S.T. agent. While she’s certain he didn’t hear any of it after finishing it somewhere else, the kid seems fidgety afterwards. He seems flighty and nervous, cautious even. Not to mention he becomes even more closed off. The look in his eyes are that of pure fear. Like he’s scared of something. Those same eyes that already showed so much hurt and sadness.

Peter Parker is a mystery, one she’s even more determined to figure out.

Pinned Post beez rambles crossover had this idea in my head for a while now finally got it on paper i think mcu peter would fit in well with the malto family dot and alex adopt peter but peter doesnt need to know that and yes in this peter already has a cybertronian guardian its not specified who tho transformers earthspark transformers earthspark malto family spiderman Spider-Man peter parker mcu marvel mcu peter parker dorothy malto dot malto found family with a bit of angst my beloved prompt

stickytrigger69

pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

trilllizard420

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

raevenlywrites

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

azzy-the-christian-furry

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

beardedmrbean

Magic of tumblr,

stickytrigger69

There you have it, folks, furry artists are far more competent than an actual doctor. This is Midnight Tumblr News.

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everystarstorm

southcarolinagoddess

Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

angelicguy

i have been given nothing but shiny elongated watermelons with small webbings and white spots. and they make me wanna kill myself

thesanityclause

My grandfather used to tell me the best watermelons are the ones you steal from the back of a truck so I guess we all learned some watermelon knowledge from our grandfathers

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yetanothergreyjedi

stjohnstarling

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

roach-works

@kinodraws

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yetanothergreyjedi

labelleizzy:
“siawrites:
“ shadows-ember:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ weepingdildo:
“ Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
”
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the...

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lolathepeacocklord

I hope Earthspark gets fruitier actually. I hope that Bumblebee turns out to be bisexual. I hope that Arcee is transgender. I hope that Optimus and Megatron’s dynamic gets gayer. I hope that Elita gets to be bisexual too. I hope that more characters break the gender binary. I want this show to become a fucking nightmare for conservatives. I can’t wait for Optimus Prime himself to transform me and my friends into gender warriors

Edit: Oh yeah I forgot to mention Hashtag!! I also hope that she becomes a lesbian

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pkmn-smashorpass

Which region would you rather live in?

Kanto

Johto

Hoenn

Sinnoh

Unova

Kalos

Alola

Galar

Paldea

A region from a side series (pokemon ranger, gale of darkness, etc.)

Tell me why in the comments or tags!! I think either Galar or Alola. I lived in Scotland for a bit and would love to move back so I LOVE Galar for that!! But something about the Alola region is so appealing! It feels so peaceful and like there’s a lot to do!!

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Batfam x Ben 10 AU where instead of one of the boys getting the omnitrix, Cassandra Cain gets it. Cause what’s scarier then your already terrifying assassin sister getting powers?

beez rambles shit post idk just popped in my head prompt dc batfam batfamily cassandra cain Batman crossover Ben 10 au batfam au omnitrix

arzuera

writing-prompt-s

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

hermdoggydog

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one.

Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest.

By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise.

Zeus never stood a chance.

lizluvscupcakes

What I find best about this scenario is that the original wife probably expected to be murdered for her infidelity at worst or have her relationship with her husband ruined as he grew to resent her baby, at best.

Instead this man looked at his beloved and said, “who did it?”

And she replied “Zeus,” accepting he probably wouldn’t believe her.

And then he sighed, strapped his sandals back on and said, “I’ll be back before the baby is born.”

“Where are you-?”

“The lord of the sky came into my house, molested my wife in my bed and ate my food. I am going to settle the score.”

“Darling, he’ll kill you.”

“He may try, if he would like.”

theriu

You’re so right, that IS the best part.

therealbeachfox

I’m personally caught up on the seamstress.

“The pathway up Olympus is guarded by dozens of traps and perils strong enough to thwart even the Titans. How are we going to get past all of…” the shepherd boy with golden eagle feathers gestured uselessly at the slopes above them, particularly the herd of eight-legged goats snorting fire.

“There’s a way around,” Yiorgos said, though he was not specifically asked. But he had been the first to begin the march on Olympus, and so felt obligated to take the lead whenever possible, “In the stories there’‘s always a way around whatever obstacles the Gods place in our way.”

He hadn’t meant the words to come out as a question, but they had that lilt to them none-the-less. And even though he hadn’t meant it to be a question, much less a question directed at anyone specific, it was directed at one all the same. Just as the eagle-feathered shepherd boy’s had.

“Way I heard it,” a woman’s voice said. Rough with the Mycenaean Greek equivalent of a backwoods accent, and with the depth of a farmer’s wife who straps cattle to her back to carry to market, “there’s a back path. Hidden behind an invisible door that only one key in the world can open.” Everyone’s eyes had turned to the broad older woman in heavy shawl sitting amidst supplies in the foremost cart. “Least, that’s what my grand-mammy always told me.” she added after a moment of dozens of eyes on her.

“Oh, we were so foolish!” That was Lydia, a lithe waif of a woman, many months pregnant, sitting opposite the seamstress in the wagon. “Of course there’d be a.. a quest. They’d keep such a key in the depths of Tartarus or in the golden chariot of Apollo, or, or-”

“Or”, the older woman cut her off in a voice both firm, but much gentler than she used on anyone else, “he’s like all husbands and has been promising to move the key someplace better for the past three thousand years but hasn’t gotten around to it.” She gestured vaguely to the hillside, “Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was under, say, that bush right over there.”

It was. Of course. And everyone in the caravan agreed that it had been a very lucky and wise guess from the nameless woman and for the upteenth time since she first sat herself down in the front wagon and announced she was coming along with no further explanation, each and every last member very purposefully gave no further thought to the matter.

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ecto-stone

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A Witwicky Fresh Start